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Getting Back At Nino (Fanfic)

Title: Getting Back At Nino

By: ArashiLovesYou (also on my LJ account arashiforyou)

Genre: Horror/ Drama

Pairing: Ohmiya and slight Sakuraiba

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Arashi is fed up with Nino and his pranks and it's time to get back at him. On Halloween night, they plan the ultimate scheme, but did their prank too much for Nino to handle?

Author's Note: From what I heard, they did got back at Nino during when he had the conference for his movie Iwo Jima, and he had to answer the questions in english. And i haven't heard him play a prank since, but this is just for the spirit of halloween. Enjoy and Happy Halloween!

Getting Back At Nino

"WAAAHHHH!!" Aiba screamed.

"Aiba!" Sho called, running down the locker room.

Arashi had just finished another day of rehearsing new dance moves for their new song 'Tokei Jikake no Umbrella.' Sho was just changing out of his sweaty clothes when he heard Aiba's scream. He finally arrived at the scene and was horrified at what he saw.

"Wah!" Sho also yelped.

A river of blood poured out of Aiba's locker and splashed all over his clothes. Aiba was drenched in blood. The look on both their faces was pure fright. But then they heard a giggle that grew into a laugh coming from behind Sho.

"Oh! Hahaha, that was good. Good reaction guys." Nino smiling, holding a camera. "Aaannd...cut."

"You were filming us?!" Aiba asked, enraged.

"Yeah, but don't worry. I won't release this to the public. It's just for keep sake." Nino smiled, still giggling.

"That wasn't funny, Nino." Sho said, being serious.

"Chill, ok. It's fake blood. It'll wash right off. Relax." Nino said, and walked away, replaying Aiba's scream.

Sho and Aiba looked at each other thinking the same thing.

'What is with him?'

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"What to eat Refridgerator-san?" Matsumoto said, talking to himself on his day off.

The lonely bachelor was about to make himself cold noodles when he heard his phone ring.

"I'll get it." He said, talking to himself again. "Hello?"

"Hey, Matsujun. It's Ohno."

"Oh, hey. What's up?"

"I just got all the guys together and we're heading to your place. You don't mind?" He asked.

"Not at all. Come over."

After an hour, Matsumoto opened the door of his apartment and saw Ohno, Sho and Aiba at his doorstep.

"Hmm? Where's Nino?" He asked, letting them in.

"That's what we're here to talk about." Sho explained. Matsumoto served them cold noodles as they got comfortable in his living room.

"So, what about Nino?" Matsumoto asked.

"To the point...we need to get back at Nino." Sho said. Aiba nodded, almost angry.

"He's getting out of control." Aiba said, "Blood pouring out of my locker has gone far enough."

"Not to mention he tricked me about the timing for our recording. Remember? I was one hour late!" Sho said, also angry.

"Hmm...now that you mention it...he nearly gave me a heart attack when he cut his hand off, but it turned out it was a fake." Matsumoto recalled.

"Ohno-san, can't you do something about him?" Aiba complained. Ohno frowned.

"I try to tell him to quit, but..." Ohno said.

"He never seems to do much pranks on you, Ohno-san." Sho said.

"Hey, I've got an idea." Aiba said, suddening smiling. "We should use Ohno and pull a prank on Nino."

"Us me?! Why me?" Ohno said, looking at everyone.

"Nino's most attached to you." Matsumoto said.

"Ok, ok. Say we do plan a scheme. He's not gonna fall for it. He's a freakin' magician. He'll see right through us." Ohno said.

"Then we need to think up of a good one then. One that'll scary the living daylights out of him." Aiba said, rubbing his hands.

"And how do we do that? What's the big plan?" Sho asked.

"Here's what we do..." Aiba began....

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"Can you try to be more twitchy? Try not to think so much on your joints." The director said, "Remember, you're puppets."

Arashi was recording their music video for their new song. The idea was that they were genious engineers creating mimic puppets of themselves. The puppets are the ones singing and dancing, longing for love which will fit the lyrics. The background had a steampunk atmosphere with gadgets and clocks, and the orchestra and accordion was viewed in the back as well.

"Nino, could you put your game away, please?" The director called. Nino was glued to the screen of his DS.

"O....k." He said, obviously not paying attention. Ohno came from behind him.

"Maybe you should put it away." Ohno whispered, warning him.

"It's ok. I'm nearly about to beat this boss."

"But Nino-"

"It's ok, the director wouldn't know."

"No, Nino-"

"NINO!" The director yelled. Nino finally looked up.

"Yes."

"Come here now!" Nino turned his game off and walked away with his director so they could talk in private.

"Yes?" Nino asked, even though he knew he was just in for another lecture.

"Nino, I know I've said this many times before, but there is a time for games and when not to. It's because of you playing with your DS, we have to re-shoot everytime for this video. You're holding back your members." The director said.

"Ok, I'm sorry. I'll stay focus." Nino said, but the director just sighed.

"You know Nino...one day...you'll regret not paying attention. Work is work. You need to understand that."

"I do! You think I wouldn't still be in this business? I was about to run away from Arashi when we debuted, but I stay. I know when it's work time and when it's play time."

"And this isn't work time?"

"Director-san..." Nino sighed.

"Just get back on stage." He said, and walked away.

The recording finally ended, and Arashi was back in their dressing room. Sho and Aiba were in the shower together, as usual. Matsumoto went out to get them food, and Nino and Ohno stayed inside the room.

"What's with that director anyway? I work. Does he not know that?" Nino ranted. Ohno was painting Nino's toe nails.

"Well, you do play alot." Ohno commented.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, you always play pranks on us. And you always carry your DS or your camera around. You play too much, Nino."

"But you know me. I can't help it when I play a trick. I just what to see what reaction you guys make." Nino smiled, but Ohno just raised his eyebrow at him.

"Yeah, but don't you think you do too much?"

Nino and Ohno stare at each other without saying a word. Suddenly, the door opened and Matsumoto's manager stormed in, panting.

"Have you guys seen Jun?" He asked, breathing hard.

"No?" Ohno said.

"He said he went out to get some food." Nino said.

"Yeah, how long ago?" Manager-san asked.

"Hmmm, awhile ago, now you mentioned. It's almost two hours." Ohno said, looking at the clock.

"What?" Manager-san panted and left the room.

"That was weird." Nino said.

"Hmmm."

Sho and Aiba came back from the shower giggling like girls. They joined Ohno and Nino and just talked random topics when Matsumoto and Sho's manager came in the room.

"You guys, we have bad new." Sho's manager said.

"What's wrong?" Sho asked, standing up.

"It's been four hours, and I can't get in touch with Jun." Matsumoto's manager said.

Immediately, Ohno called Matsumoto on his cellphone. They all waited, but Ohno closed his phone. Sho tried, but he didn't get a respond. Aiba and Nino called as well....but no answer.

"Where did he say he'd go?" Matsumoto's manager asked, looking worried.

"He said he's going to the nearby convenient store to get food." Ohno said.

"You want help looking for him?" Aiba asked.

"Please." Matsumoto's manager said.

Without a minute to spare, they got ready and searched for Matsumoto in pairs. Sho and Aiba went to check the area near the store, and Nino and Ohno went to check the other way from the store. Ohno kept trying to call Matsumoto, but he didn't pick up.

"What a pain." Nino said. "He probably ran off with Mao-chan again."

"Nino, this could be serious." Ohno said, worried. "What if something seriously happened to him?"

"He's Matsujun. He can take care of himself." Nino said, obviously super calm.

"Come on, Nino. Can't you be alittle bit considerate. Anything could happen."

Nino stopped walking and stared at Ohno.

"Like what? He got mugged? He was kidnapped?" Nino smirked. Ohno frowned.

"I don't know...maybe he was kidnapped. Maybe he's hold for ransom. Maybe he's trapped in a place he can't get out. Or worse...." Ohno no longer had his happy, cute face Nino loves so much. Ohno was very serious and very worried. Nino frowned as well.

"Let's keep going."

They walked until they came to warehouses, there was little cars passing by, and it was getting late. Ohno was still calling Jun's phone until...

"Do you hear that?" Nino said.

Ohno listened.

It was faint....but as Ohno's phone was still calling, they heard another ringing, matching. They followed the noise until the source was coming from one of the warehouses. Terrified, they slide the door and entered the dark building. Ohno kept calling Jun's number. As he heard the receiver ringing, so did in the distance inside the warehouse.

Nino gasp.

They finally saw a small light flashing in the distance. When ever the light flashes, they saw what looked like a body lying on the ground.

Ohno and Nino slowly walked towards the body, but Ohno broke into a sprint and Nino followed.

"Jun!" Ohno cried, kneeling down besides Matsumoto's body.

"Oh..." Nino whimpered, his hands over his mouth.

Jun was pale, and blood was pooling around him. Ohno was scared stiff, but he grabbed Jun's shirt.

"Oui! Jun! Wake up! Jun! Can you hear me? Wake up!" Ohno cried, tears welling up. Nino began crying too.

"Ohno..." NIno whispered.

"Jun! Jun! Come on! You said you wanted to marry Mao! Come on! You still want to forfill that dream! Come on Jun!" Ohno screamed, shaking Jun's body. He buried his head on Jun's chest, muffing his crys.

Nino didn't know what to do. He was still standing, but then he noticed a piece of paper in Jun's hand. He kneeled down and pulled the paper away. Ohno looked up, waiting for Nino to know what it said. But Nino was shaking his head as more tears poured. He crushed the paper in his fist.

"What is it?" Ohno gasped.

Nino just covered his eyes and thrusted the paper at Jun's chest. Ohno slowly picked up the paper.

I'm sorry. Please let me go first. Matsumoto Jun

Ohno also crushed the paper.

After a long and painful silences, Ohno picked up the phone.

"Sho..." Ohno said.

"Ohno? What's wrong? Are you crying?" Sho said.

"I found him...come to the warehouses. We're in number 63." Ohno said, and hanged up. Nino sniffed.

"Why?.....Why would he do this?" Nino whimpered. Ohno just shook his head.

But then they heard footsteps. Nino and Ohno stopped sniffing and listened.

"That can't be Sho and Aiba." Nino whispered.

Ohno bit his lip and look at Jun. He looked up at the ceiling and back at Jun. Ohno took a deep breath and rolling Jun over.

"What are you doing?" Nino asked.

"There's no way Jun killed himself. There's no way he jumped....there's nothing to jump off of." Ohno said, looking at the ceiling.

It's true. It was just a regular empty ceiling with no way to climb up to.

"And look." Ohno continued. "Jun's wound is in the back of his head. If he jumped, he would have more wounds on his wrists and neck."

"What are you saying?" Nino said, standing up. Ohno stood up as well.

"Jun didn't commited suicide....he was murdered." Ohno concluded. Nino leaned in.

"And..." Nino whispered. "...and you think...the murderer is still....inside with us?"

Ohno didn't nodded, but looked side to side in the dark. Ohno grabbed Nino's shoulder.

"We have to get out of here, then." Ohno said.

"But what about Jun?" Nino asked.

"I know, but the killer could be after us to. We need to get help."

"...oh...ok." Nino agreed.

But they stopped in their tracks. Evil laughter rang through the warehouse. Nino and Ohno held onto each other, but then they sprinted for the door. But the door slide by itself and they were lost in the dark. The speakers of the warehouse rang with laughter, until words finally spoke.

"Hello...Ohno Satoshi and Ninomiya Kazunari." The man spoke.

"Show yourself!" Ohno yelled, bravely.

"No need. I'm willing to let you go...if you pass my trial." The man spoke. Suddenly a light swtich on. It was TV monitor and they saw Sho and Aiba, tied to chairs with a strange headgear on their heads.

"Sho! Aiba!" Nino yelled.

"They can't hear you." The man spoke. "They are wearing special helmets. Within 30 minutes, the helmets will clasp together...crushing their heads."

"You monster! Who are you?! What do you want?!" Ohno roared.

Another light switched on, but it was a normal florescent light over a table. On the table...is a gun.

"It's simple. I will let them live. But at the cost of another's life." The man explained.

"Why?!" Nino yelled. "You killed Jun. What do you want from us?!"

"I want to see your...reaction." The man said, chuckling. "Here's how it goes. You have 30 minutes. The gun is loaded with one bullet. You must sacrifice one and I'll save spare Sho, Aiba, and the survivor. And one more thing...the shooter...must be the other person. You're 30 minutes begins, hmmhmm, now."

On the TV, a clock started. Nino and Ohno stared at each other.

"Ohno...what are we gonna do?" Nino cried.

Ohno immediately run towards the door and trys to slide it open. Nino ran to help out, but it was no good.

"It's automatic. Only a remote can open it." Ohno panted.

"And there's no windows we can crawl out." Nino said, looking around the dark warehouse.

"And we lost our reception." Ohno cursed, looking at his phone.

"Shit!" Nino yelled. "What can we do?"

Silence. Nino looked at Ohno and they both stared at the gun resting on the table. Ohno bit his lip.

"Ohno?" Nino said, scared.

"You do it, Nino." Ohno said.

"What?"

"You do it."

"N-no...no! I won't kill you!"

"We don't have any other options! Time is running out!"

"But...no that can't be! Ohno, please! I can't kill you. Never!"

"We have to save Sho and Aiba! If we don't do it, then they'll both die! Nino, please!" Ohno cried.

"No! You kill me instead!" Nino yelled.

"What?"

"You mean too much to me, Ohno. I can't think of a world without you."

"But...I can't do it. You're my inspiration."

"Really?"

"Yes. So it has to be you to shoot me."

"I...I" Nino fidget. Ohno grabbed the gun and held it out to Nino. "Wait..."

"Then I'll do it." Ohno said, and pointed the gun to his head.

"NO!" Nino yelled, grabbing the gun away. "The killer won't save Sho and Aiba if you do that. One has to kill the other."

"Then you have to do it, Nino." Ohno said. Nino shook his head, tears falling.

"Why me? You can shoot me, instead." Nino cried. Ohno hugged him.

"Arashi is my world. You are my world. I can believe I'll look after you when I die. I can believe I saved Sho and Aiba. This is what a leader should be." Ohno said. Nino continued to cry.

"No. A leader shouldn't have to sacrifice himself. I wish...I wish this wasn't happening."

"Neither do I. Nino, please do this for me. I failed Jun-kun. I need to protect you and Sho and Aiba."

"Why? Because it's your duty?"

"Yes."

"It's a dumb duty! Why can't you be scared? Why can't you be evil and try to spare your live? I wish we fight over the gun like madman instead of this."

"No. I'll never kill you. So, please....Nino." Ohno said, pulling away from the hug.

Ohno took a few steps back and kicked the gun towards Nino. He picked it up slowly, his eyes red and puffy from crying. But so was Ohno. Nino slowly point the gun at Ohno.

Silence.

"Can you tell me something....Satoshi?" Nino asked. Ohno took a breath. "If we ran away from Arashi when we debuted....would you have stay with me?"

Ohno was shocked. 2 minutes left...

"Kaz...that would never happened...because in the end...we do love Arashi. That's why we never left. We wanted it to work." Ohno answered.

Nino cried again. It's true...Nino did wanted Arashi to work.

1 minute left....

"Kazu...did you...ever thought of me as a normal guy? And not as a great singer or dancer?" Ohno asked.

Nino nodded.

"That's why we did Ohmiya SK." Nino tried to smile.

5....

4....

3....

2....

1

Nino pulled the trigger.

It was as if he lost his hearing. He watching Ohno slowly fall backwards, and never got up. His hands were trembling as he dropped the smoking gun. He slowly approached Ohno and kneeled down. The bullet went through it chest, a black small hole...

"RIIDAAA!!!!" Nino cried, and laid on top of him.

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"Aaand CUT!"

Nino jolted up and the warehouse was suddenly bright. The lights swtiched on and Jun was smiling, holding a camera. Nino jumped back.

"Jun!" Nino screamed.

"Nice reaction, Nino. Good!" Jun laughed, waving the camera.

"You should've seen the look on your face." Aiba said, appearing behind Jun. Sho also approached.

"B-but...But Ohno..." Nino turned to look at Ohno, who still wasn't getting up. He leaned close to his face.

"Bah!"

"WAAAH!" Nino screamed.

Ohno laughed as he sat up.

"What's going on?!" Nino said, his hand over his beating chest. "I shot you."

Ohno lift his shirt to reveal a thin vest. And the bullet was only a pellet.

"An airsoft gun?" Nino asked, looking at the hand gun. It was heavy. He thought it was real.

"I hope this teaches you not to mess with us with your pranks again." Sho said, waving a finger at Nino.

"Prank?! This was a prank to you? You guys nearly gave me a heartattack! I cried ok! That was not funny." Nino yelled.

Jun smirked. Aiba started to chuckle, and slowly Sho began to laugh. Ohno also joined in the laughter. Nino calmed down, watching his friends laugh. He rubbed his eyes, and smiled.

"HA! You smiled! We got you." Aiba pointed.

"Shut up." Nino said.

"Come on, let's go home." Ohno said.

"I'll get you guys." Nino murmured. But then he too laughed.

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Happy Halloween! Thanks for reading. So i editted this story so it's a better read. you know, when i was editting and reading this story, i want it to be a horror story, but i kept giggling. i guess i failed that genre. xD. 

Victory is Ours! (One-shot)

Title: Victory is Ours
By: ArashiLovesYou (also posted on my LJ account arashiforyou)
Genre: Comedy
Pairing: Mostly Sakuraiba (Aiba's POV)
Rating: PG
Summary: The Battle of Pop voting rounds is finally over. Aiba thought he was the only one keeping check, but the members have a few confessions...

Author's Note: So this is my predictions about the final winner in Battle of Pop in Channel V, so don't take any offense Kat-tun fans. But when you look at the numbers....^_^

Victory is Ours
 

"Oh! No way!" I gasped, staring at my computer late at night. I couldn't help myself, grinning ear to ear. "Yattaaa~!"
After long and tiring weeks, the Battle of Pop voting rounds was over. The last two standing are Kat-tun and...my very own Arashi! I snickered to myself since I secretly voted for my group every day. I wondered if the other members know about this website.

What if they found out I did this? Would they think I'm some baka as usual? Would they thank me? Am I cheating just for voting myself?

"IT"S CRAZY WAKARANAI!!"
"Whooaa!~" I jumped. My cellphone blazed loudly it's alarm system I set up last night...

Last night...?

"Eh?!" I yelled looking at the clock. "It's already 4am? I stayed up all night?! And today's the recordings for Wednesday's shows!"

As I got ready, I heard my cellphone ringing again. This time, it was playing Sho's solo song.

"Hmm, why's Sho calling at this time?" I said, and answered. "Hello?"

"Morning!" Sho yelled at the other end? "You awake?"

"More than awake. Why you calling at this hour?" I replied.

"I'm gonna pick you up. That ok?" He asked. I choked on air.

"Eh? I thought everyone was suppose to meet at the studio."

"Yeah, but I just asked my manager if it's ok. You don't mind right?" He asked. I chuckled.

"So it's really your manager picking me up." I smiled.

"Yeah, but I'll be in the car too." He said. I can practically hear him pout.

"Ok, ok. I'll see you later than."

"OK!" He yelled, being to energetic.

It wasn't less than 20 minutes when Sho called saying he was here. I walked down the stairs of my apartment and saw the gray van with tinted windows. Sho already opened the door for me.

"Morning." I greeted to the manager.

"Are you psyched?!" Sho asked, wearing his usual sunglasses.

"I didn't get any sleep last night. Why are you so pumped?" I asked, feeling a yawn coming.

"I'll tell you later. I want to wait until we're with everyone." Sho said, still smiling.
 

"Then why'd you pick me up? I could've called my manager to pick me up." I asked. Sho pouted.

"I just want to see your cute face first." He said, lightly pitching my cheek. I brushed him off.

"Ok...is there a camera in here or something? You don't act this giddy unless it's for show." I said, now trying to put a smile on in case there was a hidden camera.

"No, I'm just super excited today." He said.

Finally, we arrived at the studio and rode the elevator to our floor. We entered the dressing room and found Ohno, Nino, and Matsujun already there. A few make-up artist and stylist were already seting them up for today's photo shoot.

"Wow, when did you guys get here? It's only 4:45." I asked, putting my bag on the table.

"I was here...around 4:10 ish." Ohno replied.

"I came with Nino later." Matsujun said.

"Anyways, you guys. I have exciting news." Sho said. "...I-"

"Come on everybody! Let's get this done now." The photographer ordered, cutting Sho off.

We all got made up and put on the Arashi Challenge Week T-shirt's and lab coats. After a few shots, they asked us to do individual shots. We all ate breakfast while the other was taking pictures.

"Sho, what's this big news you want to share?" Nino asked while we watch Matsujun make head shots.

"Well, I believe it's something that'll impact all of us." Sho commented, smiling.

"Us as a group?" Ohno asked.

"You have ketchup on your chin, Riida." Nino said, wiping the mess off his face.

"Stop that." Ohno moaned, giggling.

"Hey, focus you two." Sho said. "This is very serious."

"What is it then?" I asked.

"I-"

"Sho! You're turn." The photograhper called and Sho left.

"I wonder what he's gonna say?" Ohno asked.

"It's probably about himself." Nino said, sounding bratty.

"Like something good happened to him?" Ohno asked.

"Maybe." Nino shrugged.

Suddenly, I started thinking of 'what if' ideas.

What if he's fired from News Zero? What if he's making a movie in America? What if he's moving? What if he's leaving Arashi? What if he's getting married?!

"No!" I yelled. Pieces of rice sprayed out my mouth.

"Hey! Watch it!" Nino said, wiping rice off his coat.

All day, Sho wasn't able to tell his good news because the universe always seems to cut him off at the wrong moments. We finished the recordings for Wednesday's shows and we finally got time to ourselves that night. We made reservations at a restaurant for a private room. Finally, Sho spoke.

"OK, I'll try this one last time." Sho started. I was fidgeting.

What if he has a major illness? What if he's having a kid? What if he wants to quit Arashi? What if he's going out with Nino?!

"You guys, you might not have been noticing this but...we are the finalists in the Battle of Pop!" Sho announced.

Awkward silence. My mouth was hanging, but as I looked at the others...they didn't look so shocked.

"Of course we knew that." Nino said, being bratty as always.

"Eh?!" Sho and I said.

"Yeah, I've been voting for us for weeks." Matsujun nodded.

"Me too." Ohno said.

"You all voted?" Sho asked.

"Wait." I finally spoke. "You guys all knew about the Battle of Pop going on the internet?" I asked.

"Of course we knew. Ohno showed it to me and I show it to Matsujun." Nino explained.

"I thought I was the only one." I mumbled. Then, I felt Sho's hand on my arm.

"I thought I was the only one too." Sho said.

"This is good, we all voted. And we're have the leading numbers. Those dumb Kat-tards have no chance with us." Nino smirked, sipping his beer.

"Are we allowed to vote for ourselves? I mean, I thought it was okay if one of us did it. That's why I did it. I never knew you guys would." I confessed.

"It's not like they'll know we voted. We made new email accounts just to vote." Matsujun said.

"You guys know what this means?" Sho said, getting excited again. "If we win, it means we've really reached out to fans outside Japan."

"Well, yeah. I know we have international fans." Nino said.

"Yeah, I do to. But I always thought it was America and other parts of Asia. But this really reached to people in South America and Africa, and maybe India too." Sho said.

"How you know?" Ohno asked. Sho looked alittle embarassed.

"I've...been surfing the internet at night..." Sho mumbled, rubbing his neck.

"For fanwork, right?" Matsujun smirked.

"It's amazing! They really love us. Especially those that makes fanvids." Sho said.

"Yeah, I look those up all the time." Ohno confessed.

"I've once read a few fanfictions too." Matsujun grinned.

"Eh? Why would you want to do a stupid thing like that? Those crazy fans writing fake stories about us that aren't even true?" Nino blurted out.

"No, they're pretty good....and kinda scary." Matsujun nodded.
 

"You all check those things?" I asked.

"Yeah, just to see if I'm popular." Ohno smiled. I chuckled.

"I'm so glad. I thought I was the only one. And I've felt like I was keeping a secret from you all." I confessed.

"What are you talking about? A lot of celebrites check out fanworks online. Whatever they find they keep it to themselves and not tell anyone they look at those things." Nino nodded.

It was a great night as usual. But since we had to wake up early again tomorrow, we retreated home. Sho's manager was kind enough to drop us all off at our place. I was the last one off.

"Thanks again." I said to his manager. I was about to close the door, when Sho jumped out the car.

"You know, I know how you felt. When you thought you were the only one looking up fanworks." Sho said. "Next time, I'll tell you what I feel...because you might feel the same way too."

"Oh come on, Sho." I smiled. "You think we'll win the Battle of Pop on November 1st?"

Sho wrapped his arm around my shoulder.

"Are you Arashi, or a rash? Of course we'll win!" Sho said.

I laughed.

Yeah, of course. Victory is ours before it started!
 

The End

Sayonara, Arashi (Fanfic)

Title: Sayonara, Arashi

By: ArashiLovesYou

Genre: Drama, Friendship

Pairings: Slight Yama (OhnoxSho) (blue and red makes purple ^_^)

Summary: It's been 60 years since Arashi debuted in Hawaii. The all knew what was gonna happen when President Johnny himself asked all the members to see him in his office alone. They knew...and they were ready. It's been fun...

Author's Note: I was inspired to do this story when I saw somewhere, if Arashi had a 30th anniversary. I forgot where I saw that, but it got me thinking, what if Arashi lasts longer? How will it all end? Sad, I know, but one day. And this is what I thought of. Enjoy!

Sayonara, Arashi

"Ohno-san." His manager called.

"Yes?" Ohno turned around and watched his manager and long-time partner approach him. He sighed heavily, and placed his hand on Ohno's shoulder. "What is it?"

"Mr.Johnny called," he simply replied. "In fact, he called all Arashi members to see him at his office."

Ohno just looked into his manager's eyes before he asked.

"Now?"

He only nodded in reply. There was a long silence, but Ohno smiled, spreading wrinkles across his face.

"Okay, I'll see you later." He said, and walked off, but he could hear his manager sniffing.

It's been 60 years since Arashi debuted in Hawaii. They have long stopped performing live concerts when they all turned in their mid 40s. Since then, they've appeared in more movies, dramas, and tv shows. They stopped releasing new singles when they were in their late 50s.

As Ohno Satoshi, leader of Arashi, walked up the stairs towards Johnny-san's office, he recalls all his memories he had with those four bakas. He never thought he shed more tears nor share more laughters in his life with those four guys. They've all grown so much, and became so well known not only in Japan, but all over the world.

Ohno opened the door and walked in Johnny's office. The rest of the members were already there. Sakurai Sho, sporting the best gray hair out of all the others. Aiba Masaki, who had the least wrinkles than the others. Ninomiya Kazunari, who was still as short as Ohno. And Matsumoto Jun, walking in a cane and smiling the best smile of all.

"Hey there, Sammy." Johnny smiled. "Now you're all here, please take a seat."

They all didn't say a word as they sat down in five chairs facing Johnny's desk. They waited for him to speak, and Arashi had patiences. Over 60 years of experience with Johnny and his son, they knew him like the back of their hand.

"I've been blissed to have such a wonderful group in this company and been together for so long too." Johnny said. "I've watched you grow and developed so much."

Ohno gave a weak and tired smile.

"You all have been through so much laughter, sadness, and happiness than I've ever seen in the showbiz. My father and I are the proudest president in the business."

Sho, Ninomia, and Matsujun gave a small chuckle.

"But now I'm afraid...the time has come." Johnny said, no longer smiling. "You've long stopped releasing new singles. You've grown old and coming close to retirement."

Ohno just blinked. A slow blink.

"It is time...Arashi disband." Johnny stated.

Silence. But not an awkward silence. It was a silence that was perfect; a time of relaxtion has come. Ohno looked at his fellow members. They all had satisfied faces, and Ohno spoke first.

"It was a good 60 years." Ohno said.

Johnny nodded as well, smiling.

"I always knew this day will come. But I had always envisioned that it be someone who wanted to go solo." Ohno turned to look at his bandmates. 

They smiled back.

"But we stayed together. We've really...caused a storm around the world, ne?" Ohno said.

Aiba laughed.

"I'm glad to hear that. Especially from the leader." Johnny said. "Now, let's talk one last time about business. Arashi's last appearance together..."

After the meeting with Johnny, the news spread like wild fire. The newspaper was covered with pictures of Arashi, old and new. The radio was busy answering requests of Arashi songs from long time ago. Ohno and his fellow members appeared in tv shows giving their final interviews. 

The last bang before Arashi left the world. It was the last thing they can do for their fans all over the world. However, all the publicity doesn't compare to the final moment in their private dress rooms.

It was Aiba's idea to have a private party with just close friends and family in the dress room they always go in Tokyo Dome when they held concerts. It's the best idea Aiba ever came up with. The night grew on, and slowly, friends and family gave their congrads and left for home until it was only the five of them left.

It was quiet. Ohno Satoshi, Sakurai Sho, Aiba Masaki, Ninomiya Kazunari, and Matsumoto Jun were thinking the same thing. The moment they left that door, it'll be the moment they left Arashi. After watching old videos of them and quiet conversations, it was only Ohno and Sho left in the room.

"Ohno-kun," Sho spoke.

"Hmm?"

"I'm glad it's just the two of us left." Sho confessed. Ohno smiled.

"Me too."

"Ohno, I just want to say, and I know that you've been told this millions of times...but you are the best leader Arashi could ever have." Sho said.

Ohno didn't say anything but stare at the empty room.

"I believe that it was you, Ohno, that kept us together. You've always been there for us and we always took you for granted. Ohno-kun..."

Ohno looked at Sho, feeling tears coming. But Sho was already crying.

"Arigatou...." Sho gasped, sucking in his lips like he always do when he crys.

Ohno felt a tear slide down his old, wrinkled face. He stood up from his seat and hugged Sho, smiling.

"You're welcome...Sho-kun." Ohno said, with a steady voice. Just like a leader should and always had been.

After Sho finally cleared his throat, he smirked.

"But, I don't intend to be the next person to leave this room." Sho said, with a determined look on his face. Ohno laughed.

"Ok then...let's janken for it." Ohno suggested. It was Sho's turn to laugh.

"Just like before?"

"Just like before." Ohno said, knowing he meant the day he was decided leader.

They brought their fist in front.

"Ready?" Ohno asked. Sho nodded.

" 'Rock is first, janken pon!' " They said.

Sho was rock.

Ohno was.....paper.

"Just like before." Sho sighed.

"Seems that way." Ohno nodded.

"As expected of Riida, ne?" Sho said, but got teary again. "Take care Satoshi!!" And hugged him even tighter.

"Come on, Sho. You're 77. You're too old to cry." Ohno sniffed.

"But you're crying too." Sho commented.

"Baka," Ohno laughed.

Sho gather his things and held the doorknob before he look back.

"Sayonara...Riida." Sho said, and walked out the door.

Ohno looked around the lonely room. So many memories held in this room he'll never forget. The couch he sleeps on, or the mirror he watched Ninomiya dances in front of, or Aiba bringing good food to eat. Slowly, Ohno felt more tears welling up until he could no longer held them in.

He loves Arashi, he loves everyone from his members to his fans. He loves it so much.

Finally, he gather his things as well. He took one last look at room. His hand on the light switch.

"Sayonara...Arashi." He whispered, turning the lights off, and walked out the door.

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"Darling, wake up. Someone's here to see you." He heard his wife called.

"Grandpa, wake up. Wake up, wake up!" His grandkids came running in and jumping on his bed.

"Okay, I'm up." He smiled, and pretended to be a monster chasing his grandkids.

He walked into his kitchen to find his loving family eating breakfast together.

"Dad, someone's here I think you should see." His son came and nodded down the hall towards the living room.

Still in his pajamas, he entered the room and gasp.

"Yo!" Ninomiya called.

"About time you woke up." Matsumoto said.

"Didn't you get my call?" Aiba asked, smiling.

"Why so shocked, Ohno?" Sho asked.

"You guys..." Ohno was speechless.

"What? You thought just because Arashi left the world, we wouldn't see each other again, did you?" Sho smiled.

"You guys..." Ohno smiled.

"Come on, get ready. We're going fishing." Matsumoto said.

"I rented us a boat, let's go." Aiba said.

Ohno may love Arashi, but not as much as he loves his friends more than just a group. And that's what counts...

The End

Aiba Gets A Special?! (Fanfic)

Title: Aiba Gets A Special?!

By: ArashiLovesYou

Disclaimer: I do not own arashi. This is purely fan-made, a good to honest fanfiction. Not everything is true.

Genre: Comedy

Pairing: All Arashi members

Author's Note: This will be my first fanfic and introduce my style. I'll start posting fanfics in a more proper manner with sentences, paragraphing and such, but this is just to get the ball rolling and hope I get more requests. Once I get more people's attention, I'll start to posting these fanfics more professional and with an actually story going. This is just an easy way to type for me ^_^

One more thing, of course it's in english, but there will be some japanese, but if you've watched enough sub arashi vids, you'll know what they mean by now, right?

Enjoy!!

Aiba Gets A Special?!

Ogura-san: "Arashi no Shukudai-kun...here we go!"

The intro music begins to play and the Arashi members arrive with yet another guest box.

Sho: "Sa, here is our new guest for today."

Close up on the letters on the box

Sho: " 'I know everything about...Arashi?!' "

Nino: "Nani kore?!

Matsujun: "Sugoi, who would that be?"

Ogura-san: "I don't know why you guys are so shocked since you always exploit yourself on tv."

Sho: "Ogura-san!!"

Nino: "Ogura-san will always pwn us, ne? Haven't you learn anything, Sho-kun?!"

Sho: "Jaaaa, it also says....'Today I will shine'....I wonder..."

Matsujun: "Chotto matte...aren't we missing someone?"

Ogura-san: "Well, Ohno-kun is here, right?"

Ohno: "Hai, I'm here"

Sho: "Ohno san, please try to interact with us today"

Ohno: "Hai, I understand"

Matsujun: "Wait, Ohno isn't what I'm talking about. We're still missing someone."

Nino: "What are you talking about? Everyone's here"

The box began to move on.

Sho: "Ooh! Someone's angry inside!"

Oguai-san: "Ja, let him out."

Sho: "Ja, here is our guest for today. Douzo!"

Nino and Sho crack the box open to reveal...

Aiba: "Minna~!"

Nino: "Hai, sumimasen. False alarm. Let's get the real guest."

Aiba: "Mou! I am the guest, baka!"

Sho: "Aiba-kun?"

Aiba: "Sou. Minna! Today is Aiba Masaki Special!!"

Matsujun: "Nani?!"

Sho: "I'm so proud of you Aiba!"

Aiba: "Arigatou!"

Nino: "Chotto! Why does he get a special?!"

Ogura-san: "And why does an Arashi member gets a special on their own show?"

Aiba: "Well, why not? Sho-kun got a Yatterman special."

Nino: "That one didn't count, it wasn't aired. What are you talking about?"

Sho: "Oui!"

After the dispute was settle, we flash forward to the chat corner.

Sho: "Sa, here we are with our guest, Aiba Masaki desu!"

Nino: "This is ridiculous. Why do you get a special?"

Ogura-san: "You're leaving Matsujun all alone here."

Aiba: "Daijoubu, he doesn't misses me. Besides, now I can finally sit next to Sho-kun!"

Sho: "Ah, Aiba-chan~<3"

Matsujun: "Ahhh! Aiba just broke my heart"

Ohno: "I can sit with you."

Nino: "Don't leave me!"

Ohno: "Ah, gomen ne!"

Matsujun: "Must I always be left out?!"

Sho: "Sa, let's continue with asking Aiba-kun some questions."

Aiba: "Hai."

Sho: "Aiba-san, today you're having a special because...nande?"

Aiba: "Ora! Today's episode is to promote my new drama! My Girl!"

Sho: "Hai, congrats!"

Matsujun: "Congrats."

Nino: "It's not that big a deal."

Aiba: "Oui! You little brat! Just because you've been in more dramas-"

Sho: "Now, now guys-"

Nino: "I've been in an American movie, so why didn't I get a special."

Aiba: "Because you were busy being half way around the world."

Sho: "Just ignore him. He's just jealous. Now tell us about that you know everyone about Arashi."

Aiba: "Sou, I do know."

Matsujun: "Well that's obvious."

Ogura-san: "You're already a member. It's no surprise."

Aiba: "No, no, not like that. I mean private life."

Ohno, Nino, Matsujun, Sho: "Ooh~!!"

Aiba: "Minna~! Let's cut right to the ending. Aiba's Corner, in short..."

Audience: "Aibaka!!"

Nino: "Chotto!! We're cutting to the ending already?"

Ohno: "What about the food?"

Sho: "You'll just say the food's umai as always, Ohno-kun."

Ohno: "Demo, we were going to eat bread today."

Nino: "Daijoubu, you can come to my place and eat bread."

Ohno: "Oh, arigatou."

Aiba: "Sa, today's game is this...Aiba-kun's Spotlight!!"

Nino: "Nani?!"

Aiba: "It works like this. It's everyone man for himself, and they must answer the questions I give based on...me, Aiba Masaki.

Nino, Matsujun, Sho, Ohno: "Ehhhh~!"

Aiba: "Hai, and if you get it wrong, you must pick one category from this billboard here."

Nino: "Where did that come from?"

Aiba: "See, there's Romance, School, Work, At Home, At The Concert. And I have the cards with each of your dirty secrets. I will tell everyone on tv those secrets."

Nino, Matsujun, Sho, Ohno: "Ehhh~!"

Ogura-san: "Chotto matte. Do I have to play?"

Aiba: "No, because everyone already knows you're a pervert."

Ogura-san: "Good, ok."

Aiba: "You can help keep score. Sa, let's begin!"

Sho: "I don't want to do this! Kowai~!"

Aiba: "Daijoubu, just answer the question and you'll be fine. Okay, Nino-kun!"

Nino: "Hai"

Aiba: "How many pets do I have?"

Nino: "Eh...three dogs and a bird."

Aiba: "Correct! Ohno-kun, what is the name of my family's restaurant?"

Ohno: "Keikarou, the food there was really umai."

Aiba: "Correct and arigatou. Sa, Sho-kun. What happened to my eyebrows when I tried to bleach them?"

Sho: "Eh? You bleahed your eyebrows?"

Aiba: "A long time ago, but what happened?"

Sho: "I...I don't know. Shoot! Uh..."

Aiba: "Time's running out!"

Sho: "Chotto, ehhh...ahh, when did this happened?"

Aiba: "Time's up!"

Sho: "Ahhh!"

Aiba: "Sa, pick a cateogry."

Nino: "Do work! Work."

Matsujun: "Sou, work!"

Ohno: "Do it!"

Nino, Matsujun: "Do it! Do it!"

Sho: "Sa, Work then."

Aiba: "Sa, work...Minna! Before the cameras starts rolling in News Zero, Sho-kun does one last minute hairstyling with his spit."

Audience: "Ehhhh~!!"

Sho: "Chotto!"

Nino: "You dirty man!"

Matsujun: "Hontou?!"

Sho: "No, not my spit! I just...lick my fingertips and just pat my hair."

Nino: "Don't try to cover it up."

Aiba: "Sa, next Matsujun."

Matsujun: "Kowai!"

Aiba: "How did I say 'kawaii' in english?"

Matsujun: "Eh? I don't know. Kawaii in english?"

Aiba: "Hai, how did I say it for the first time?"

Matsujun: "Ehhh....."

Aiba: "Time's up!"

Matsujun: "No way!"

Aiba: "I said cuticle. Fufufu~! Ja, pick a category."

Sho: "Ooh, I want to see Romance secret."

Matsujun: "No, please don't."

Nino: "Yeah, we don't want to see his unrequited love with my Oh-chan."

Ohno: "Fufufu~"

Matsujun: "Oui!"

Aiba: "Ja, Matsujun's Romance secret...after two dramas and a movie, he is still shy around Inoue Mao-san."

Nino: "That isn't much of a secret."

Matsujun: "Ja, I am a little shy."

Aiba: "Chotto, there's more...he's shy because behind the camera, he trys to get her attention and ask her out but Mao-chan keeps turning him down. So he's acting like Domyouji around her more just to annoy her."

Matsujun: "Chotto!"

Nino: "Sugoi, even with real woman Matsujun gets unrequited love."

Matsujun: "Omai!"

Aiba: "Ja, back to Nino. What movie did I left halfway through?"

Nino: "Ahhh....chotto, I know this one."

Aiba: "I haven't mentioned this in awhile, so it's tough, ne? Time's up!"

Nino: "Eh?!"

Aiba: "Pick one"

Nino: "Jaa...At Home."

Aiba: "At Home Nino...secretly has a collection of photos of Ohno-kun and most of them are when he's shirtless."

Ohno: "Is this true?"

Nino: "I-I don't know what he's talking about."

Ohno: "How did I look?"

Nino: "Sexy, ne."

Aiba: "Ja, Sho-kun."

Sho: "Yosshh."

Aiba: "What do I always sleep with?"

Sho: "Me."

Aiba: "Correct!"

Everyone: "Ehhhhhh~!!"

Sho: "Joke, it's a joke...ah, a stuffed animal."

Aiba: "Correct, but you didn't say what kind of stuffed animal, so you're wrong. Pick a topic."

Sho: "Oui! You can't do that."

Aiba: "But it's more interesting."

Sho: "Fine...School."

Aiba: "Ja, when Sho-kun was in school...when Sho-kun was in elementary school, he wet his pants and felt humiliated and decided to become a delinquet and that's why he got into fights."

Nino: "Is that so?"

Aiba: "How'd that happened?"

Sho: "No, no, I was scary."

Aiba: "Nani?"

Sho: "My teacher."

Aiba: "You're teacher was scary?"

Sho: "Yeah, and that's why I wet my pants."

Ohno: "Fufufu~!"

Sho: "Don't laugh!"

Matsujun: "But that's what made you a bad boy, right?"

Sho: "Yeah."

Matsujun: "And then when you were in junior high, you and your friends played a prank and send applications to Johnny's."

Nino: "So if Sho-kun haven't pee his pants and became a badie, he would never sent an application and never be in Arashi."

Aiba: "I'm glad you pee your pants, Sho-kun."

Sho: "I'm not sure if I should feel proud of that."

Aiba: "Ja, this is taking too long, so I'll just reveal all the secrets I can."

Matsujun, Ohno, Nino, Sho: "Ehhh~!"

Aiba: "Ja, Ohno likes goldfishes so much, he once bought a dozen little goldfishes and brought them home. At night, he picks one up and kisses one goldfish."

Ohno: "Shucks, I'm caught."

Nino: "Eh! They get a kiss and I don't!"

Aiba: "Nino always farts into a bag on a tour bus when everyone was asleep, and opened the bag right in front of everyone's nose."

Nino: "Hehehe~"

Sho: "That was you!"

Aiba: "Everyone time Arashi sings One Love, Matsujun thinks of Inoue Mao-san."

Matsujun: "Stop talking about her!"

Aiba: "Sho-kun secretly wants to be leader of Arashi so he can tell us to be his subjects on his News Zero reports and so no one will bullied him even if he fails again on variety shows."

Ohno: "You'll have to janken for it."

Sho: "Don't listen to him, Riida."

Aiba: "Ja, everyone listen before we run out of time. Nino always cooks himself fried foods so he can compete with Ohno-kun. Ohno-kun always wanted to be in an action movie but he couldn't because he was too busy fishing. Matsujun paints his toenails in the Arashi colors at every concert for good luck. Sho-kun asked me to have a guest appearance in my new drama My Girl, but I said no because he didn't let me appear on his drama."

Sho: "Yeah, you did. In Yoiko no Mikata."

Aiba: "Sa, that's it everyone. See you next week!"

Nino: "Everyone, don't watch My Girl."

Aiba: "Oui!!"